The Confederate States of Kilos is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Seth Andres with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.042 billion Kilosans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lillia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilosian economy, worth 853 trillion Kilosan Zens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 121,194 Kilosan Zens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,722 per year while the poor average 27,401, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, President Seth Andres's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilos's national animal is the Jaronese Mountian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Order of Rhydor.

Kilos is ranked 176,262^nd in the world and 11^th in Patriam for Highest Drug Use, scoring 125.73 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.