The Federation of KillerKahn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by CrazyKahn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.602 billion KillerKahnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bongbang. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient KillerKahnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion Rupilders a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,300 Rupilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, and glamping KillerKahnians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KillerKahn's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

KillerKahn is ranked 17,882^nd in the world and 806^th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 327.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.