The Eternal Empire of Kibiri is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Birihani the Eternal with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.442 billion Kibirians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibiri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kibirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Zewidochis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,883 Zewidochis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,225,204 per year while the poor average 8,142, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Kibiri are harbingers of war, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kibiri's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bitheistic Abatism.

Kibiri is ranked 82,751^st in the world and 2^nd in Hulumet for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,912.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.