The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.115 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,022 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,192 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and populations of two-headed Homo Kiasus have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 21,506^th in the world and 432^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,746.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.