The Federal Republic of Varisland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yasmijn Kruiper with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.159 billion Varislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varastad. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Varislandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion Varislandic Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 249,881 Varislandic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emojis are the soul of wit, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Varisland's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varisland is ranked 2,765^th in the world and 111^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.