The Rogue Nation Conspiracy Theo of Horrorlandian State is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur Arti Benjamin Freeman V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.563 billion Horrorlandian Stateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaqueville-Frankensteinsboro. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horrorlandian Statean economy, worth 732 trillion Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,715 Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no rest for the widowed, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horrorlandian State's national animal is the Uroplatus Phantasticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 245,419^th in the world and 5,460^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.