
| Population | 12.978 billion |
| Capital | Shirdi |
| Leader | Mohan Chapekar |
| Faith | Shirdi Sai Bhakti |
| Currency | shataman |
| Animal | Deoni cow |
The Shirdi Sai Rajya of Khandesh is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Mohan Chapekar with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.978 billion Khandeshis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shirdi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Khandeshi economy, worth a remarkable 3,376 trillion shatamen a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,193 shatamen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 791,223 per year while the poor average 66,450, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel, there's nothing more Khandeshi than revanchism, and most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khandesh's national animal is the Deoni cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shirdi Sai Bhakti.
Khandesh is ranked 36,624th in the world and 1st in The Indian Empirosis Legion for Most Developed, scoring 80.59 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
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Khandesh, most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates.
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Khandesh, there's nothing more Khandeshi than revanchism.
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Khandesh, each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel.
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Khandesh, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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Khandesh, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
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Khandesh, fair play is a sportsbook refusing to pay what it owes.
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Khandesh, recent converts to Shirdi Sai Bhakti are just doing it for the love of the game.
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Khandesh, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
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Khandesh, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
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Khandesh, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
































