Population | 7.993 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Emperor Caesar |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Gorilla |
The Empire of Kezzys is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Caesar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.993 billion Kezzysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kezzysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,334 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and Emperor Caesar claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzys's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.
Kezzys is ranked 286,456th in the world and 449th in The League for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, Emperor Caesar claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Kezzys was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Exitodia, Brandenburgia, Osimiria, Creeperopolis, Tosara, Sondalwood, Main Page, Kufard, and AngelStitch.