Population | 7.812 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Emperor Caesar |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Gorilla |
The Empire of Kezzys is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Caesar with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.812 billion Kezzysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kezzysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,684 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,616 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzys's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.
Kezzys is ranked 240,639th in the world and 328th in The League for Most Stationary, with 21.7022777772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
- : Kezzys was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Kezzys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Exitodia, Brandenburgia, Osimiria, and Creeperopolis.