The Parliamentary Republic of Key Estatica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Sir-Queen-Chairman-Magistrate-Archon with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, cultivated feral children, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.31 billion Key Estaticans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Many Hands. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Key Estatican economy, worth 472 trillion Blunts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,647 Blunts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Key Estatica's national animal is the Genetic Abberation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Estatican Shamanism.

Key Estatica is ranked 9,662^nd in the world and 413^th in Balder for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 32,855.18 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.