Population | 5.513 billion |
Capital | Tonike |
Leader | Bfind |
Faith | Technocracy |
Currency | ino |
Animal | Grey crowned crane |
The Colony of Keotani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bfind with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.513 billion Keotanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tonike. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Keotanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion inoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,256 inoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Bfind reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, Bfind is quite hard to get a hold of, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keotani's national animal is the Grey crowned crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Technocracy.
Keotani is ranked 288,745th in the world and 4,085th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -579.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Keotani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, Bfind is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Keotani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Keotani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, Bfind reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Keotani, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.