The Grand Inquisitor of Kenny Login is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 6.224 billion Kenny Loginians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kenny Loginian economy, worth 110 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,818 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's energy policy of refugee 'refuelment' is a well-oiled machine, Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kenny Login's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kenny Login is ranked 312,270^th in the world and 57^th in Alliance of Non Regional Nation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.