The Commonwealth of Kemoria is a large, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 100 million Kemorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Kemorian economy, worth 7.02 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 70,191 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, untold millions of Pounds are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, artists are pillars of society, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kemoria's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kemoria is ranked 282,137^th in the world and 27^th in Catholic for Most Secular, with 9.6 Atheism Rate.