The Honest Farmer of Keland Vica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Keland Vica with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.384 billion Keland Vicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Farm. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keland Vican economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,873 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keland Vica's national animal is the Farmer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Keland Vica is ranked 99,055^th in the world and 1^st in Card Farm for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,364.98 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.