The Free Land of Kekktopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.574 billion Kekktopians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kekktopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,936 trillion Hookers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 253,758 Hookers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,701,044 per year while the poor average 14,223, a ratio of 119 to 1.

Vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kekktopia's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kekktopia is ranked 268,661^st in the world and 125^th in Lands End for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.