Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,444thMost Armed: 1,542nd
The Free Land of
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Damn the Government”
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kekktopia

Population7.861 billion

CurrencyHooker
Animalhuman

The Free Land of Kekktopia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.861 billion Kekktopians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kekktopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion Hookers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,069 Hookers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,475,278 per year while the poor average 19,657, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, the doctor has cold hands, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kekktopia's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kekktopia is ranked 47,161st in the world and 58th in Lands End for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,097.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,444thMost Armed: 1,542ndFattest Citizens: 1,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,963rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,213thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,704thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,573rdLargest Black Market: 3,988thHighest Average Incomes: 4,017thMost Avoided: 4,135thMost Efficient Economies: 4,250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,924thRudest Citizens: 5,000thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,873rdMost Secular: 8,812thMost Patriotic: 8,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,174thHighest Economic Output: 9,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,707thSmartest Citizens: 12,863rdTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,007thLargest Governments: 15,241stMost Stationary: 18,406thMost Cultured: 21,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,781stLargest Mining Sector: 24,632ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,664th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kekktopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, the Top 5% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, citizens must pay to enjoy Kekktopia's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kekktopia, foreign workers are flooding in as Hookers flood out.

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