The Kawaliphate of Kawaii-des is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by God Empress Hatsune Miku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.425 billion Kawaii-desians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miku-tan. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii-desian economy, worth a remarkable 3,957 trillion Desu-desus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 227,122 Desu-desus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, pigs can fly but only in Economy Class, and people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kawaii-des's national animal is the Virtual Diva, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miku the God Empress of Humanity.

Kawaii-des is ranked 5,527^th in the world and 2^nd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Fattest Citizens, with 24.52 Obesity Rate.