The Arling of Kathil is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Arlessa Candistia vas Baghara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.067 billion Kathilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yare. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kathilian economy, worth 418 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,882 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kathil's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Kathil is ranked 254,544^th in the world and 6^th in Kiribati for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.74 kickbacks per hour.