The Vaporbau of Kartruh is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anarchy with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.329 billion ruffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Probably a house somewhere. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The ruffian economy, worth 291 trillion smiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,274 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kartruh's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bau Bau Byou.

Kartruh is ranked 28,180^th in the world and 1^st in Palmira for Safest, scoring 109.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.