The Communal Union of Karnozia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Warner II with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.457 billion Karnozians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsda. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Karnozist economy, worth 699 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,813 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Warner II is a silly poophead, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karnozia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karnozia is ranked 12,604^th in the world and 30^th in Thaecia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.05 law-abiding acts per hour.