The Community of Eoliria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Zephir Mortevouivre with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.273 billion Eolirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eolirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Astars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,410 Astars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, extreme political groups are outlawed, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eoliria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eoliria is ranked 5,119^th in the world and 104^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.