The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 31.326 billion Chalmets hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 9,459 trillion Show Me Da Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 301,982 Show Me Da Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and Joe Strummer's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 290,921^st in the world and 119^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -16.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.