The Community of Kaphellonia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kassandra Aetós with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.321 billion Kaphellonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ikaros. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kaphellonian economy, worth 605 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,757 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, home renovation projects take decades to complete, wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaphellonia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaphellonia is ranked 50,137^th in the world and 5^th in Atlantis for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 11,005.8 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.