The DeathWatch of Kandosii is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Manda'lore The Protector with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.467 billion Kandosiians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keldab. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kandosiian economy, worth 171 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,437 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kandosii's national animal is the Mythosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Code of the Protectors.

Kandosii is ranked 246,363^rd in the world and 49^th in New World Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.