The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 44.328 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 18,472 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 416,724 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, pedants defending General Secretary observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 237^th in the world and 1^st in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 238.26 law-abiding acts per hour.