The Republic of Kaliningrad is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.772 billion Kaliningradians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The Kaliningradian economy, worth 318 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,995 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaliningrad's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kaliningrad is ranked 89,616^th in the world and 1^st in Kaliningrad Oblast for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.59 percentage of bribes refused.