The Principality of Kaleyakut is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.744 billion Kaleyakutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaleyakut. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaleyakutian economy, worth 512 trillion kronas a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,517 kronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, newspapers print only headlines, and Kaleyakut has designated Kaleyakut as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleyakut's national animal is the ice cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaleyakut is ranked 106,670^th in the world and 1^st in the Order of the Silver Compass for Most Developed, scoring 60.34 on the Human Development Index.