The Tribal Being of Kaleolani is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.829 billion Kaleolanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Public Transport, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Kaleolani economy, worth 568 trillion ornament heads a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,072 ornament heads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,714 per year while the poor average 2,574, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaleolani's national animal is the hammerhead shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kaleolani is ranked 60,789^th in the world and 2^nd in Kiwa for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.