The Slopper of Kagger is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 694 million Kaggerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ic-gameplay-and-screenshot-support. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Kaggerian economy, worth 34.1 trillion kaggers a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 49,088 kaggers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and Kagger has designated ic-gameplay-and-screenshot-support as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagger's national animal is the kagger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kagger is ranked 163,208^th in the world and 468^th in Talonia for Most Politically Free, scoring 57.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.