The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.38 billion Kadaizeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 2,038 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 179,148 Harronian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 626,393 per year while the poor average 37,235, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, scientists take credit every time it rains in Starlight, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 4,107^th in the world and 6^th in Starlight for Largest Black Market, with 2,346 trillion Standard Monetary Units.