The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.996 billion Kadaizeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,366 Harronian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,128 per year while the poor average 38,137, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, politicians take citizens for idiots, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 13,415^th in the world and 61^st in Starlight for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.08 years.