The Exiled State of Kaato Parvvia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 1.036 billion Kaato Parvvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaato Parvvian economy, worth 36.4 trillion Rubleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,135 Rubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, Kaato Parvvia has designated Kaato Parvvia City as its capital city, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kaato Parvvia's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kaato Parvvia is ranked 72,033^rd in the world and 6^th in The Qualactic Ozone of Quanigtarrious Jr for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 420.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.