The Federation of Just another puppet is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.438 billion Just another puppetians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Just another puppetian economy, worth 547 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,654 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Just another puppet, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and the fattest folk in Just another puppet look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Just another puppet's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Just another puppet is ranked 15,206^th in the world and 4^th in Dimmersun for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,369.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.