The Republic of Junigasterndy is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 6.36 billion Junigasterndyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Junigasterndyian economy, worth 275 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,243 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junigasterndy's national animal is the parrot.

Junigasterndy is ranked 102,474^th in the world and 7^th in Lassa for Highest Drug Use, scoring 168 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.