The Republic of Jucika is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by First Minister Lajos Pusztai with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.454 billion Jucikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pesht. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The strong Jucikan economy, worth 379 trillion euromarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,849 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, atheists are heavily taxed, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jucika's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

Jucika is ranked 184,059^th in the world and 2^nd in Hungary for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,283.98 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.