The Queen's Royal Province of Jordag is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.462 billion Jordagians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The strong Jordagian economy, worth 900 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,549 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,976 per year while the poor average 14,554, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jordag's national animal is the deer.

Jordag is ranked 96,190^th in the world and 2^nd in Kentucky for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,559.65 Standard Monetary Units.