
| Population | 7.255 billion |
| Capital | Arcadia |
| Leader | The War Doctor |
| Faith | Science |
| Currency | moment |
| Animal | zygon |
The War Doctor of John Hurt is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The War Doctor with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.255 billion Gallifreyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 58.6%.
The powerhouse Gallifreyan economy, worth 586 trillion moments a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,836 moments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Voting is voluntary, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Hurt's national animal is the zygon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.
John Hurt is ranked 144,561st in the world and 3rd in The Doctors for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,991.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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John Hurt, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
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John Hurt, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
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John Hurt, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
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John Hurt, voting is voluntary.
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John Hurt, royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras.
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John Hurt, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
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John Hurt, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
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John Hurt, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
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John Hurt, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
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John Hurt, every day is laundry day.







