The Jelly Donut of Jgja 3 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Fred the Baker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.665 billion Jgja 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quincy. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jgja 3ian economy, worth 927 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,089 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Jgja 3ian beaches, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja 3's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is if you know you know.

Jgja 3 is ranked 279,151^st in the world and 2^nd in Dux Milan for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.