Largest Mining Sector: 4,122ndMost Devout: 6,454thMost Cultured: 17,940th
The Boston Creme Donut of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Time to make the donuts!
Fred the Baker
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Jgja 2

Population6.393 billion

CapitalQuincy
LeaderFred the Baker

Currencyflorin
Animalparrot

The Boston Creme Donut of Jgja 2 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Fred the Baker with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.393 billion Jgja 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quincy. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jgja 2ian economy, worth 652 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,993 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, Jgja 2ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and most towns have their Fred The Baker High School located on Fred The Baker Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja 2's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jgja 2 is ranked 25,857th in the world and 1st in Planet X for Most Developed, scoring 84.61 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,122ndMost Devout: 6,454thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,940thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,459thMost Pacifist: 20,494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,035thLargest Black Market: 21,415thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,071stMost Developed: 25,857thMost Patriotic: 28,084thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,073rdHighest Food Quality: 30,691st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, most towns have their Fred The Baker High School located on Fred The Baker Street.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, Jgja 2ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.
  • : Jgja 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, the first sword of Jgja 2 does not run.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Jgja 2, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.

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