The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by J with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.386 billion Jermen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion Mincoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,087 Mincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Jermen won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, interest in globalism never flags, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Jeinburg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lunaism.

Jermi is ranked 280,209^th in the world and 121^st in Palatine for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.