Most Secular: 3,568thMost Authoritarian: 4,692ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,761st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Man I sure hope nothing wrong happens with these robots
Emperor Constantine the First
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aquilea Empire

Population1.13 billion

CapitalAquil
LeaderEmperor Constantine the First
FaithCult of the Imperial House

Currencypatriotism
AnimalRobots

The Empire of Aquilea Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine the First with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.13 billion Aquilea Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquil. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Aquilea Empirean economy, worth 98.9 trillion patriotisms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,524 patriotisms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquilea Empire's national animal is the Robots, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Imperial House.

Aquilea Empire is ranked 205,020th in the world and 1st in Commitee of Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 396.72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 3,568thMost Authoritarian: 4,692ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,761stMost Conservative: 6,006thMost Patriotic: 7,064thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,420thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,418thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,922ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,302ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,901stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,242ndMost Income Equality: 22,837thMost Extreme: 25,009th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Emperor Constantine the First's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Aquilea Empire, Aquilea Empireans believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Aquilea Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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