The Crown of Aquilea Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine the First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.001 billion Aquileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquil. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquilean economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Golden eagleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 281,043 Golden eagleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, Emperor Constantine the First often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, there's no such thing as a safe bet, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquilea Empire's national animal is the Two-headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of the Imperial House.

Aquilea Empire is ranked 3,078^th in the world and 1^st in Palatine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.62 law-abiding acts per hour.