The Republic of Jelawanland is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.255 billion Jelawanlandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jelawanlandian economy, worth 184 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,181 Rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,320,635 per year while the poor average 2,088, a ratio of 632 to 1.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, and the Jelawanlandian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jelawanland's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jelawanland is ranked 29,430^th in the world and 119^th in Concord for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,483.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.