
| Population | 11.568 billion |
| Capital | Yodle City |
| Leader | Emperor Wuff |
| Faith | Yodlism |
| Currency | Gold coin |
| Animal | Zombie |
The Republic of Jayar Jackson is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.568 billion Jayar Jacksonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Jayar Jacksonian economy, worth 948 trillion Gold coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,964 Gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and Emperor Wuff's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jayar Jackson's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.
Jayar Jackson is ranked 65,738th in the world and 34th in Disney World for Most Developed, scoring 72.25 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jayar Jackson, Emperor Wuff's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in
Jayar Jackson, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in
Jayar Jackson, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in
Jayar Jackson, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in
Jayar Jackson, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
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Jayar Jackson was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
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Jayar Jackson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Jayar Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Jayar Jackson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Jayar Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.







