Population | 11.294 billion |
Capital | Javrad City |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | fish |
The Dictatorship of Javrad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.294 billion Javradians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javrad City. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Javradian economy, worth a remarkable 3,143 trillion Coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,376 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Economists claim no news is good news, there is a dearth of space for new houses, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Javrad's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Javrad is ranked 241,238th in the world and 5,786th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Javrad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Most Developed.
- : Javrad's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Javrad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Javrad, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
- : Following new legislation in Javrad, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in Javrad, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
- : Following new legislation in Javrad, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in Javrad, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in Javrad, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Javrad's military.
- : Javrad's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".