The Republic of Januban is a very large, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 261 million Janubani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Janubani economy, worth 8.58 trillion Janubani dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 32,883 Janubani dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Janubani, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Januban's national animal is the Lowlands Cheetah.

Januban is ranked 258,649^th in the world and 164^th in Corsair for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.46 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.