The God of Jahwe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jahwe with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.529 billion Jahweans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahwean economy, worth a remarkable 2,771 trillion gods a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,784 gods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jahwe's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judeochristianislamity.

Jahwe is ranked 23,367^th in the world and 1,439^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 106.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.