The Regional Card Museum of Ixnay Hall of Fame is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Curator Spelf with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.226 billion Ixnayans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Museum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The strong Ixnayan economy, worth 154 trillion Imperial Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 69,357 Imperial Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the Federal Council of Ixnay Hall of Fame has been announced as the new Head of State, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is totally unknown. Ixnay Hall of Fame's national animal is the Yellow Bernese, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Ixnayism.

Ixnay Hall of Fame is ranked 70,408^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Ixnay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,013.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.