The United Federal States of Ivorica is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Johnson with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.842 billion Ivoricans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Columbus. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivorican economy, worth a remarkable 7,503 trillion Ivorican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 378,156 Ivorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military training in Ivorica emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivorica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bunch of religions.

Ivorica is ranked 10,830^th in the world and 2^nd in Lezra for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,212.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.