The Republic of Its Time For The is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 358 million Its Time For Theans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The very strong Its Time For Thean economy, worth 21.9 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,216 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,220 per year while the poor average 14,488, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, what goes down must come up, and Its Time For The has designated Its Time For The City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Its Time For The's national animal is the giraffe.

Its Time For The is ranked 87,101^st in the world and 1^st in Its Time For The for Highest Drug Use, scoring 202.22 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.