The Queendom of Isla Wan is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7 million Isla Wanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Isla Wanian economy, worth 71.0 billion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 10,140 rupees , and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Wan's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Isla Wan is ranked 1,394^th in the world and 1^st in Starlight Inn for Most Extreme, scoring 48.51 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.