The Amala Fairy of Iselle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amala with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.274 billion Iselleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amala. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isellean economy, worth 168 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,237 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the government spares every expense for national defence, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iselle's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amalaian.

Iselle is ranked 35,881^st in the world and 14^th in Aeternas for Highest Average Incomes, with 132,237.74 Standard Monetary Units.